I am voting for Clinton BECAUSE
I hate her so much!
by Kamesh
Aiyer
An article in the
Huffington Post asks people not to pretend about why they dislike Clinton EVEN THOUGH
they plan to vote for her. I’ve heard this
statement made repeatedly on the boob-tube.
But my friends have been asking me a different question: “Why are you
voting for Clinton given that you hate her so much?” This is MY ANSWER.
I want her to
suffer. Yes, that’s right, suffer. She’ll
get elected and suffer the awful Washington DC weather; she will have to govern
this divided country; she’ll have to deal with a Deplorablican Congress that
will oppose her every move; if there is a Senates that could support her, she’ll
have to deal with Bluedogocrats who will threaten to bolt unless…; she’ll have
to deal with unrealistic expectations from women and even more unrealistic
expectations from men (“Gender bias is in the past, let’s get going”); she’ll
have to prove that she’s tough as a mother one day and gentle as a mommy the
next.
Clinton will
have to suffer the continued calls by Congress to impeach her for destroying
emails. Who or what does she think she is?
She points to Colin Powell, Mitt Romney, Dubya, and Chenya. That’s in
the past, lady. You are going to have to get past that and suffer! Suffer, suffer, suffer! You won’t have an excuse,
you brought it on yourself!
She will face
increased scrutiny over what really happened in Benghazi. What a joke, claiming
that Congress did not authorize sufficient funds for the embassy. Secretary Clinton, it was YOUR duty to get those funds and you
FAILED. Failed, failed, failed! You didn’t
even have an excuse.
What? She dares to claim that Dubya took a prosperous economy, one heading towards a non-deficit federal
budget for the first time in two centuries, a legacy of her husband she says, and crashed? Senator Clinton, you signed off on all
his bills (some you signed Yes, the others you signed No, but YOU SIGNED THEM!)
– you are clearly responsible for the crash of 2008. And the Great Depression
too – our investigators have been looking through the records and it is amazing
what they have found, just amazing.
Future President Clinton, so you will go
on to suffer greatly and I am glad to have had a part to play.
Please contribute to the newly established CharityFortheDonald Foundation – theDonald is
really hurting from the skewering he had to endure during the debate. He needs
solace. And sucker (hmm… isn’t that spelled succor? … hmm, maybe not). But
definitely charity. And if you are a veteran you can give twice. A policeman? Please
help with a triple. And you don't need to worry about how your money will be used -- the Foundation has more zeros in its bank account than you can imagine. Really, it is a beautiful number, ... more zeros than any other Foundation ... beautiful, beautiful!
Hats off to theDonald for encouraging people like me to make better use of language. You have been a role model, Sir, and there is no reason for you to suffer the way Hillary will. I have come up with the best slogan for you...
IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW HE IS GEART
and
LET HER SUFFER! MAKE
HER THE PREZ!
LET HER SUFFER! MAKE
HER THE PREZ!
LET HER SUFFER! MAKE HER THE PREZ!
